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dj farah
03-13-2007, 20:10 PM
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
chuck norris counted to infinity....twice...

yeh chuck norris can do pretty mcuh enything relly
Arcana
03-13-2007, 20:14 PM
There's a website will a shitload of these chuck jokes...lol
Warmaster
03-13-2007, 21:23 PM
He was the only guy that gave Bruce Lee a real challenge.
The next thing we need is to face him off in a death match with Mike Tyson.
Arcana
03-13-2007, 21:26 PM
And what is a thank you system doing in here? lol
AustralianGQ
03-13-2007, 23:15 PM
i love chuck norris jokes, post em here lol
progresilver
03-13-2007, 23:22 PM
favorite one:
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Holly
03-14-2007, 00:09 AM
i love this episode where he's fighting someone by a lake and this back up dude for the bad guy's side comes up and hits chuck with a yellow oar! lol
dj farah
03-14-2007, 02:27 AM
chuck norris can tie his shoelaces with his feet
Mr. White
03-14-2007, 14:08 PM
This is my favourite one:
The original title of the movie Alien vs Predator was Aliens AND Predators vs Chuck Norris, but people refused to spend 50$ in buying tickets for watching a 5minute movie
moonrain
03-14-2007, 16:12 PM
He was the only guy that gave Bruce Lee a real challenge.
The next thing we need is to face him off in a death match with Mike Tyson.

:bg: l agree with you ..lol
isos1123
03-20-2007, 12:05 PM
Here are the top 100 Chuck Norris facts. Enjoy.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
AustralianGQ
03-20-2007, 23:14 PM
This is my favourite one:
The original title of the movie Alien vs Predator was Aliens AND Predators vs Chuck Norris, but people refused to spend 50$ in buying tickets for watching a 5minute movie


hahaha
Fritz_1892
03-21-2007, 05:56 AM
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't have any hair on his balls. Why? Because hair doesn't grow on steel.

Check it out, here's my little brother posing with a real autographed picture of Chuck. He found it in the trash when he moved into his new place, lol!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c169/tracifritz/kuyhiu500.jpg
jpm5150
03-22-2007, 23:33 PM
favorite one:
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


fucking LOL.... that was fucking funny:)
goofy2909
03-22-2007, 23:43 PM
This is my favourite one:
The original title of the movie Alien vs Predator was Aliens AND Predators vs Chuck Norris, but people refused to spend 50$ in buying tickets for watching a 5minute movie

omfg :icon_mrgreen: laughed my ass off when i read this one - you gotta love chuck norris :beer: