So, last week I decided to download Tinder again. Why, do you ask? Well, because I hate myself, of course! It didn't take long before my first match. A lovely woman, early thirties, blonde hair, looked like a proper lady. We started chatting. It went well. It went so well, actually, we decided on a date! Now, this would be my first date in 10 years, which didn't involve McDonalds, so I was excited of course. I put on my best suit, a bit of perfume, a piece of gum (mint of course) and off I went. I even cleaned my car!
It was a lovely day, Sun was shining, birds chirping, people walking around just enjoying life. I arrived a bit earlier than planned because I'm a gentleman of course and then I waited. I thankfully didn't have to wait for long before she arrived. She was even more stunning in real life; She had a natural glow of eminence, she demanded respect just by being there. She sat down next to me and I took off my cap........ and then it happened. She looked at me and with clear disgust in her eyes, stood up, is if I had offended her, when she suddenly said, low but with power; "I... do not... date balding men". She turned around and walked away, but not before I grabbed her arm and told her "Fine... I respect that, but please... could you do one thing for me before you leave?". She agreed. So, I handed her a small mp3 player and told her to listen to the track on it. It was labeled "TranceFix Radio #027 - The Best of 2025". She called me back the next day and now we have 3 children.
Tracklist:
01. Super Frog Saves Tokyo - Mondrago
02. Aerium pres. Avalon 62 - Undulatus Asparatus
03. Enigma State - Mijmering
04. J1S - Solstice
05. Lostly - Forever (Aeon Shift Remix)
06. Aerium pres. Avalon 62 - Pacasmayo
07. Coredata - Kaleidoscope Skies
08. Alvar - Life Essence
09. Narel - Ephemerides
10. Close Proximity - Pure Ascendence
11. Brandt Hoff - Sunset
12. Stoneface & Terminal - Echoscape
13. Aeon Shift - Nova
14. Enigma State - Emotions
15. Narel - Tired Mountain Syndrome
16. Sunda - Lunar (Activa Remix)
17. Super Frog Saves Tokyo - Clarion
18. Luke Terry & Chris Johnson pres. Taisaku - Fuyu
19. Aeon Shift - Echoes In Eternity
20. Brandt Hoff - Aurora Pulse
21. Enigma State - Legion
22. Activa - Lakota
23. Coredata - Shimmer
24. Hoopoe - Mindfield
25. The Digital Blonde & Idiosyncrasy - Occam’s Razor
. And thanks for supporting. Both those tunes were absolute tw@ts to produce, so I’m glad they landed well.
