Interesting thread, even interesting and serious enough so that it's fine for the General Discussion section I'll move it there.

On topic, i don't have a criminal record. I tend to stay out of trouble and luckily haven't got thrown into a situation as you described last (Drakkie). By the way, you got a record for stealing a traffic sign with a bunch of people? O_o There's so much students who do so and i never heard of any of them getting a record for it