What's on your mind today? - Part 5

[Gagi]

I make far too many gay jokes, recent examples being:

Friend: Dude, my back hurts like hell, can you give me a short massage, please?
Me: Only if I can give you a happy ending afterwards.

Friend: Are you with Milan? (Milan is my male roommate, and the friend was asking if he was physically present in our apartment)
Me: No, we decided it would be awkward if we were together because we're roommates.

Friend (while we were with two girls): Dude, are you gay?
Me: I'm not gay, I only slept with, like, three guys!

And that's just a little scratch on the surface, there's even more 'dry' ones. I'm actually not gay (and I don't have anything against gay people), this is only my fucked up sense of humour.