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Haha! You're so hard to please. I feel for the women (or man) that marries you.
"This steak is over cooked, its not what it used to be"
"You cant wear that out, so many other women have worn it before you"
"You've only taken my favourite bed linen and out it on another bed!"
Wife: "Should we go out for new year?"
Daysleeper: "To hell with new year, i wanna live in the past!"
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