Get the Last Post

[Gijs]

Last.

The most unoriginal one of the bunch, but I'm out of ideas right now :/

 

[proxi]

I like to trickle chicken fried rice down my bare chest and catch it in prawn crackers that are placed just below my waist, and pre-dipped in sweet & sour sauce. To accompany this delicacy, I do kick-ups with fried pork balls for two minutes, barefoot, before dramatically catching them in my grandmother's britches. They're then served in a heart shape together with the chest-tumbled prawn crackers.

Respond to my message to join me for this unique supper tonight.

 

[Gijs]

Sounds lovely and thanks for the invite proxi, but I'll pass. Sorry.

 

[Jetflag]

yeah thats mine, thanks for finding it

 

[Gijs]

Ah. Here you go then.

✉

 

[Jetflag]

? i'm not planning on going anywhere

 

[Gijs]

Oh oops, I thought you were referring to the invite I got. Sorry for bothering you, I deeply apologise.

 

[Katadunkass]

 

[Gijs]

Lol you know you're contributing to this too right?

Also, I randomly found this hammer in my hand, does it happen to belong to you maybe?

 

[Katadunkass]

WTF., you're calling me a spammer!? ME!? Are you out of your god damn mind, I'll tell on you!

 

[chreddy]

 

[Gijs]

Nah mate just joking! Of course you're not a spammer













(you definitely are lol)

 

[Jetflag]

not

 

[Gijs]

 

[BS_BlackScout]

Post. Is that how this works?

 

[Gijs]

Post. Is that how this works?

Kinda. It needs to be the last one, I'm afraid yours isn't right now.

 

[chreddy]

Kinda. It needs to be the last one, I'm afraid yours isn't right now.

Neither is yours.

 

[Gijs]

Neither is yours.

Wait what? When did that happen?

 

[chreddy]

Wait what? When did that happen?

Right now.

 

[Gijs]

Right now.

Oh. Looks like I need to find out how it happens.